Fortune

I haven't posted in a while. Mostly due to depravity but also because every time I make something I say, "No one wants to read THIS. I'll be mocked out of the internet by fellow cynical people." So I'm just going to go all in on this. If this sucks to bad. Its our internet not yours.

So, today after an excellent meal of Chinese takeout I opened a fortune cookie.

When I looked at the fortune it said:

"Only by acceptance of the past can you alter it"

Not without a time machine.