Fortune

I haven't posted in a while. Mostly due to depravity but also because every time I make something I say, "No one wants to read THIS. I'll be mocked out of the internet by fellow cynical people." So I'm just going to go all in on this. If this sucks to bad. Its our internet not yours.

So, today after an excellent meal of Chinese takeout I opened a fortune cookie.

When I looked at the fortune it said:

"Only by acceptance of the past can you alter it"

Not without a time machine.

Pants

So, my sister's wedding is coming up and she has finally traveled home to live at her families house for what may be the last time. She came in with an unusually wide box.
"This is for you!"
The box was marked fragile. I opened it, and I was greeted by a pair of expensive looking pants. They were for my sister's wedding.
"My pants are fragile?"
"I guess. Go try them on."
Ugh. I hate trying on clothes. It just irks me. You can't just switch clothes. You pick them out for certain surroundings and you wear them for an extended amount of time. Thats how they work. Anyways, I sit there in my room, resentful of the 2 minutes of my life I am wasting while I am forced by my own family to uproot my days outfit and replace it with another unfamiliar one.

When I slipped on the pants that fit like a glove dispite this being the first time I've worn them, I was greeted with the sensation of wearing something between fuzzy pajama pants and butter.

I admitted it. These pants were freakin amazing. There was no denying it.
In the end I guess the story was pointless, but it did teach me two things.
1. Everyone needs a fancy pair of pants.

2. No matter what else I'm wearing, as long as I have those pants, I'm good.

Walking a Hall

Ok heres something in case there is one day someone crazy enough to pay attention to me. I gotta feed those hungry readers out there with something.

There are some pictures coming up so I need some space.



Here we go.





Little more.





This is TEXT!!!

Totally self made by the way. Squint real hard.
Also: This

Shalom me homie

UPDATE!

Wow. Awesome guys! All 10 of my imaginary readers have posted comments this past week or two! To answer your question Jerry: Yes. Yes, I do like potatoes. I like them alot. Especially with meat. Meat is good. Also, Carl you should tone down the language or I will have to hack your website.

Now back to real business.



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I really have nothing. No one is reading this anyways. I would write something but nothing recent comes to mind. I really got nothing man. Its like a blank wall made out of snow being presided over by a pure white being of light of some kind. Its freaky. I could change fonts and colors but that would just make me seem desperate. Huh. Is this getting more awkward cause I feel like it is. I'm gonna go........................
...yeah.

Till the morrow, broham

Shoutout to you atheists

You should know right now that I am a christian. Uh, oh lost 50% of bloggers! Just kidding. But let me first say you guys aren't terrible people. At worst your just lost. Anyways, I have a proposition that benifits both arguementive christians, anti-christian atheists, and everyone in between. See, for me to convince you of my faith when some atheists are so incredebly arguementive of christians I need to be able to argue with you. In order for me to argue with you, you have to be able to argue with me. I argued with some atheists on a anti Theism site a couple of weeks ago and they were horrible at arguing! So here are some tips for you guys.

         1. In order for your arguement to be efective, you need to give your evidence. I asked a guy where the cloud of gas that condensed into planets at the creation of the universe came from (not to say they came from God, but to prove they also believe that some things were always there). He mistook me for challenging science and said they knew where the cloud came from and I was just ignorent of the fact. He neglected to even make a statement of what the evidence was, much  less prove its existence or credibility. This happened several times. I can just type on the internet I have indisputable proof that Jesus was the son of God proven with completely physical evidence and aproval of the world's leading atheist scienctists but that doesn't make it true.

         2. Don't ignore remarks and answer the easily disputable questions. I made a long list of sciencetific theories that disputed the big bang (including the chaos theory stating that chaos, such as an explosion, breeds only more chaos) and all this guy pointed out was that when I said energy cannot be created or destroyed, sciencetists had a theory of an energy flux! You cannot just show that I have a weak arguement in one area of an entire list.

         3. If you don't show respect then we have an incredebly hard time showing respect and eventually it turns into an insult match.

         4. If we both believe our way of thinking is correct and the other is mistaken, you can not use your own sources to disprove my beliefs. You either have to use the other sides sources, absolute fact, or plain reasoning.


Under these rules, whoever is right will win the arguement. Not who's the loudest, more insulting, or more clever with words.

Salutations Brother

The thing is...

Like most bloggers it appears I have no purpose in creating this blog. If your reading this you have every right to be mad. I most likely just robbed you of precious time that you could have spent reading a blog that had meaning or at least a clear purpose. This is not that blog. Unless at some point I stumble upon an actual reason for writing; perish the thought. So for now, the thing is this blog is true to its name. This is stuff. Nothing more. Probably sometimes a little bit less. I'll try to entertain you as best I can with my random thoughts ramblings and peices of literature. Oh well. I hope if you considered this a waste of time your not still reading this. Too bad.
Farwell Comrade